Aroyosium

Aroyosium
by Smagul on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 00:48

Aroyosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Aroyosium. Aroyosium has one neutron, 23 assistant neutrons, 15 deputy neutrons, and 76 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 114. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Aroyosium is TL (Thief-Lon).

Aroyosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Aroyosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Aroyosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Aroyosium activates LKadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Aroyosium.